“Wow, that feels very unstable!” I quaver, as the kayak rocks gently side to side, the cool dark water inches away. “You’ll get used to it,” I’m assured. I’m not so sure, but there are 20 people, 2 friends and 1 sister who will be annoyed or at any rate discommoded if I back out now. So I paddle gingerly into the gentle current of the Combahee River. The tide is going out and we’re paddling downstream, so time and tide are on my side.
LL, E and and I left Beaufort at 8 am, early for me but just fine for them.E’s friend L had invited us on a kayaking trip down the Combahee River with ERCK (Edisto River Canoe and Kayak club).The logistics were all out of my hands, which I love. We met up with the tour at Public Landing Ln near Yemassee (home of the monkey escapees). It’s a dirt parking area, surrounded by swamp, live oaks, Spanish Moss and palmettos. A sagging covered pavilion with a lopsided picnic table sits in the middle. A dirt and grass sward and the dock and ramp front the river, with more woods on the other side. LL tells me the last time she was here there were stuffed chairs and sofas in the party pavilion, and a TV showing the Superbowl. There’s a locked structure to the front of the pavilion, and I wonder if the TV is in there.
We stand around, talking in a desultory fashion as people arrive and two trailers of kayaks are driven in. The kayaks are lined up along the sward, orange, green, yellow, white, red, olive green, neon green. And there’s one canoe, to keep the organization’s name honest. J measures me for a paddle, “you’re about my height, so this paddle should work.” Later W measures me again, using my wing span: “that’s too long.” He stands other paddles upright until we find one I can curl my fingers over. “Okay, but it’s missing a splashguard.” We cannibalize one from another paddle. I have no idea what it does for me; I get splashed plenty during the next 5 hours on the water.
After the kayaks are unloaded, most of the cars and both of the trailers drive the 15 miles down to Sugar Creek Landing. The rest of us wait. I hope I haven’t forgotten anything in the car. I’ve already changed my clothes, removing the light sweater and the leggings, which I won’t need on this sunny mid-70s day. A Cliff bar sits in one of my rain pants’ pockets, glasses wipe in another, phone in a baggie, sunglasses secured by one of L’s bands, floppy hat on head. I forget about sunblock, which turns out to be a mistake. As we stand, I realize I’m in a swamp. That means no-see-ums. I put on the organic bug repellent: no Deet, no citronella. Cinnamon, cloves, cedar oil, and a few other ingredients I can’t recall. I can’t look it up, because at some point it disappears from my pants pocket.
“That’s a lovely smell,” says a nearby woman. I share my repellent, glad to do something useful. I learn that another woman and her son are also non-members. She’s a local nurse, her son a mechanical engineer in Charleston. Her silver-gray French braid is meticulous and gorgeous. She looks trim and fit, with her strong tanned legs and sporty sunglasses. Newbie though she is, I’m convinced she’ll be instantly competent on the water. Since most of the folks there are club members or guides or National Park assistants, I’m probably going to be the only person to need caretaking. While humiliating, it’s also comforting to know.
LL and I take a few pix while we wait
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The shuttle returns with the rest of the group. We gather around W, and he does a head count and shares the safety briefing. It’s short and simple: if a leader holds a paddle up vertically, it means come to him. If a leader blows 3 blasts on the whistle, go to the shore. “Everyone has a whistle?” I don’t, and he searches around for a spare. It’s brand new, in a small plastic bag, a small rectangle of plastic. Somehow, the ring attacher has become rusted. I shove it in the lifevest pocket.
It takes awhile to get everyone in the water. I paddle around, up river and in circles, figuring out how to maneuver. L stays near, giving slow careful instructions. She constitutes herself my guide and teacher for most of the trip, for which I’m equally guilty and profoundly grateful. I call her my nanny.
Finally we set off, W in the lead, two guides in the middle, a Park ranger in the rear. I paddle shallowly, The water drips down the paddle onto my arms and pants. L has loaned me a cushion which feels comfortable, but I discover after the half way break on the sandbar that it’s one of the reason my balance feels so precarious: it puts me 6 inches higher in the kayak, and I don’t have contact with the bottom.
I learn to back paddle to turn myself when current or wind fight my forward strokes. I learn to lean forward and paddle deeper. On the occasion when I tip dangerously to port, I learn to not lean side to side. I learn to not put the paddle in behind me or let it drag there. I don’t have to learn how to stop paddling and drift with the current.
“Boat!” “Boat on the left!” L tells me to paddle to the right and then face into the wake. I surf the waves. “Isn’t that fun?!” she says. “A little scary” I think, but don’t say. “If you tip over, just stand up,” she says. The river is very shallow there. Later on, she comments, “you can’t stand up here.” Alrighty then.
On the right bank a huge white winged shape rises, wheels, and resettles, a still upright silhouette in the marsh grasses. “Heron,” says L. The group strings along down the river, sometimes in a line, sometimes in little clumps. From a distance, the yellow paddles look like parade flags lining the route, kayaks lined up between the dots of bright yellow. More motor boats come by. I’m off to the side. L and LL are paddling nearby, talking. Another boat passes slowly and, without prompting, I turn my kayak and surf the wake. “Did you see me?” I ask L triumphantly. She says, “Yes!’, proud of her pupil “You’re a quick learner.”
The folks ahead of us are circling and floating by a small boathouse. The creek it guards has a metal gate blocking access. This is the dock for Auldbrass, the mansion that Frank Lloyd Wright designed and a Hollywood director purchased. I pause, thinking about the camera phone Velcro-ed securely into my shirt pocket under the life-vest. But the current is pulling me past and I don’t want to maneuver in the crowd of boats. The boathouse doesn’t look particularly interesting, although supposedly all structures have angles that are neither 45 nor 90 degrees. The walls are supposed to mimic live oaks. I don’t see it though, so I float past. The next few minutes are fraught as I try to avoid running into other boats. “Don’t worry,” L tells me, “you can’t hurt anyone and we’re always bashing into each other.” I discover this is true when I bump gently against the elegant nurse’s kayak. No harm done.
I’m in the center of the river, floating, a lazy paddle dipped now and then to correct my course. A thin streak moves swiftly upstream on my right. Something is swimming there, but when it reaches me, close enough to touch, all I see is a brown blob. “It’s just a branch,” I tell LL. “No, it was moving against the current.” We debate. Muskrat? Turtle? I still think it was a small log.
My shoulders are tired, and the webbing between thumbs and palm are sore. I drift more and more. There are opportunities to float while the leaders investigate side creeks and more adventurous club members ponder the options. But most of the side channels and creeks are filled with branches, and we continue along the main channel. J and W confer about a rest stop. J paddles towards the right bank…no it’s just swamp, no firm sand. Finally, along the big island he spots a tiny sandbar, and we turn left and run up on it. “Don’t go over to the island,” he warns everyone. Pluff mud and sharp mussel shells are the danger, not poisonous snakes or alligators. Not this early at any rate. Despite the warning, some people wade over to find a place to pee in semi-private.
Considering then difficulty I had getting in and out of the kayak at the beginning (I needed several helping hands), I stay in my kayak, but unbuckle the life jacket and move the cushion. This is when I discover I don’t need it. L takes it off my hands. E puts in and pulls out her Cliff bar. I realize that my stomach is grumbling (not audibly), and I check my pockets for my own Cliff bar.
It’s not there. I check again, then call over to E: “Do you have a Cliff bar?” Just the one she’s eating: she handed me mine back at the car when we were getting ready. Yeah, but I can’t find it. She shrugs. L offers me some PEAcans. I take some pix.
J says, the tide is going out. His kayak is now totally beached, whereas when we first landed it only had a nose on the sandbar. This is the signal to move on down the river; we’re only halfway and we don’t want to be paddling against an incoming tide. E and L and LL are going to wait while the rest of us move on, and then pee on the sanbdbar. This is apparently river etiquette when it’s not safe to go into the woods. I suddenly discover my Cliff bar: it had burrowed deep in my pants pocket and to the side, so my previous quests didn’t find it when I reached the bottom of the pocket. Hurriedly I open it up and eat half and feel much better.
I’m at the front of the pack for awhile, but soon the others catch us up. The river is so calm, and I feel so much more stable now that the cushion is gone, that I decide I really need to get a pic of E on the water. Carefully I set the paddle perpendicular to the kayak, resting in front of me. I pull out the phone in its baggie. I unseal the baggie. All the time the current is pulling me towards the bank, and E is paddling away from me. I set the phone carefully in my lap and paddle slowly; I don’t want to drip on the phone, unsealed in its baggie, or drop the phone in the bottom of the kayak. I call to E: “Turn your head!” She doesn’t hear me, so I take a pic and then shout again, as I set the phone down and maneuver the wayward kayak away from the bank. She’s too far away now and can’t turn her head enough even for a profile shot. I give up and put away the phone, panting a little with the effort and thankful to have my phone secured. I have an underwater pouch for the phone, but it’s back in Tijeras, doing me no good at all.
We see more motor boats. We see drowned trees, poking small sticks out of the water to show where the danger lies. The pontoon boat that passed us on the sandbar is floating lazily ahead of us, while one of the party casts a fishing line. Over to the right in a backwater we see three more fishermen standing upright in a barely-moving boat. As long as they don’t make wakes, I’m fine.
The river is widening, creating islands and sandbars as it meanders oceanward. This is the ACE Basin. We’re passing old rice plantations now, with their trunk gates and levees. The gates were used to regulate water in the fields. L says they are called trunks because that’s what they are made of. Makes sense to me.
Around a bend I see a large wooden boathouse, with an arch over the water. This is the landing to Cherokee Plantation, they tell me. Although the wind has freshened and the paddling is harder, I decide I want a picture. Another struggle with pocket and baggie and a wandering kayak, and I take two quick pix. And that’s it for pix on the water.
My arms are tired, but I can no longer just float with the current, because the tide is coming in and the wind is blowing across me and I have to paddle continuously. I lean forward, digging in with the paddle. Suddenly my arms no longer hurt. I have a rhythm. I feel secure. I feel like I’m flying. I watch the banks glide past, and I look ahead to the rest of the kayaks, colorful against the steely water. I look for E’s red ballcap, but she is long gone, far ahead of us. I stop paddling, watching buzzards circling ahead, and listening to the call of tinier birds in the grasses.
More boats pass, and as I face into the wake, my companions draw ahead. I’m now the last in line. I catch up and ask J how much further. He says, not too far, and I tell him I’ve been on too many hikes when “not too far” meant 2 more hours. He laughs and says, no, really, it’s not too far and then a short paddle up the creek. Hmm, I say skeptically.
L waves to me. She’s close to the right bank. I angle towards it and she calls, “Come to me!” So I switch my direction straight to her. When I reach her she explains that this is the lee of the bank, and the wind is blocked, which makes for easier paddling. Turning another bend, I see the group of kayaks, strung across the river, huddling around another boat dock. This isn’t our landing, though, J says: the creek is up to the right.
By the time we reach the creek, the others have disappeared. Even though we’re paddling against the current, it’s not too hard, and soon it’s glassy and still. I tell J that I now believe it’s an easy paddle. Ahead I see E’s red ballcap. “Are you waiting for us?” I call across the water. She explains that she’d been told to not go under the bridge, so she stayed to warn us. Off to the left was a short wooden bridge with minimal clearance and a forbidding NO TRESPASSING sign. I don’t think I would have taken that branch, but never mind.
We reach the landing. There are still trucks and cars and boat trailers, but half the group has moved on. I run in my kayak and J pulls me in further. And then I look at him and E and shake my head. My body is welded to the narrow boat, legs sticking straight into it. Can I bend them? Can I get enough leverage to stand up? My thigh muscles, never robust, are noodles. E gives me a hand while J sits on the nose of the kayak and I use my hands to pull my left leg up and out of the kayak and over the side. Then I’m kneeling on my right leg anbd finally, somehow, I scramble out onto my feet in the shallow water. I look at J: do we carry the kayak up? He tells me to walk around a bit and get my land legs.
We stand around. I change into my leggings and T-shirt and pee behind the Subaru, which is my only shield. No one looks, because that’s river etiquette, and I wouldn’t care anyway. As E says, plenty of people have seen my butt. We eat more pecans, and I put on more bug repellent. Sadly, I’ve mislaid the clove/cinnamon solution. This stuff is oily and smells of noxious chemicals. But better that than bug bites, I guess. Then I return to the boats and J & I carry mine up to the grassy verge at the side of the ramp. E comes over and we carry hers and J’s and then help L bring her kayak to her truck.
L slowly and methodically ties down her kayak and pulls apart the paddle. E says, “I love to watch L at work.” I agree. There’s a Zen quality to it; there is no haste, no apparent effort, and no waste motion. It’s hard to leave, but eventually we hug and wave and thank the guides again and get into the car. I’ve asked to be driven past Auldbrass. Reportedly there was a menagerie. I hoped to see a glimpse of the house and maybe an escaped zebra. One of the kayakers had seen zebras on a previous driveby.
Sadly, all I saw was a crooked fence and gate, and lots of trees hiding some out buildings.
When we got home and finished unpacking the car, I made straight for the shower. I discovered that, despite my hat, my face was glowing with the sun, and my forearms and the tops of my hands were also burned. I sent a selfie to P, saying, “Guess who got sunburnt!” Her reply: “Oh no, look at that bright face!”